I think we need to find out the name of adorable wee little pre-pube... so that we can start calling him by something that doesn't involve the word "pube."
I'm a little concerned about the mice eating chocolate (perhaps, at least, it's one with nuts), and also how they went about lighting that candle, and whether their collective tiny little breaths could even put it out.
So, I'd give it:
two and three-quarter Dunns for Holiday/Birthday Spirit one and a half befuddled Dunns for Timeliness one wee little grey Dunn for Adorableness negative four Dunns for Fire Safety and two Dunns for Nipples
I agree, and I think we should probably re-name all the mice because their names all seem to be Amanda, Monica, and Muzzy. I really hate the name Amanda. Maybe they should all have M names. Amanda could be Miranda. And Pube could be...Millicent. Or Mortimer.
On this one it's labeled "Mudpie, Maxwell, Amanda, Muzzy and Monica"... which is five. Is one of them INSIDE OF THE CHOCOLATE (possibly Mudpie)??
Millicent doesn't really seem like a mouse name. It just reminds me of a centipede... and yeah, wtf at Amanda? Miranda is an improvement, but isn't really much better, ummm... Martin? Michael? Matthew? Molly? Madison? Moloch?
I don't really even like any of those names except Martin. Martin sounds kind of like a mouse name, yeah?
Yeah, I don't think Miranda is a very good mouse name. I think Millicent is a mouse name, I once named a (dead) baby mouse Millicent...Millie for short, you know? Martin is a good mouse name, and I like Molly... What about Myrtle? Matilda? Mildred? Mavis? Moira? Missy? Melinda? Melody? Maurice? Mack? Morris? Moss? Milo? Miles? Milton? Merlin? Melville? Melvin? Mercy? Meadow? Meredith? Meg? Maisie? Morag? Morrigan? Maggie? Madge? MacNipple?
I think we need to find out the name of adorable wee little pre-pube... so that we can start calling him by something that doesn't involve the word "pube."
ReplyDeleteI'm a little concerned about the mice eating chocolate (perhaps, at least, it's one with nuts), and also how they went about lighting that candle, and whether their collective tiny little breaths could even put it out.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'd give it:
two and three-quarter Dunns for Holiday/Birthday Spirit
one and a half befuddled Dunns for Timeliness
one wee little grey Dunn for Adorableness
negative four Dunns for Fire Safety
and two Dunns for Nipples
That is not a nipple, it's a belly button!
ReplyDeleteI agree, and I think we should probably re-name all the mice because their names all seem to be Amanda, Monica, and Muzzy. I really hate the name Amanda. Maybe they should all have M names. Amanda could be Miranda. And Pube could be...Millicent. Or Mortimer.
ReplyDeleteOn this one it's labeled "Mudpie, Maxwell, Amanda, Muzzy and Monica"... which is five. Is one of them INSIDE OF THE CHOCOLATE (possibly Mudpie)??
ReplyDeleteMillicent doesn't really seem like a mouse name. It just reminds me of a centipede... and yeah, wtf at Amanda? Miranda is an improvement, but isn't really much better, ummm... Martin? Michael? Matthew? Molly? Madison? Moloch?
I don't really even like any of those names except Martin. Martin sounds kind of like a mouse name, yeah?
Um, and apparently Wee Pube's name is Monica. Wo-ah. Didn't expect that post-pubescent outcome.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I should have...
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Yeah, I don't think Miranda is a very good mouse name. I think Millicent is a mouse name, I once named a (dead) baby mouse Millicent...Millie for short, you know? Martin is a good mouse name, and I like Molly... What about Myrtle? Matilda? Mildred? Mavis? Moira? Missy? Melinda? Melody? Maurice? Mack? Morris? Moss? Milo? Miles? Milton? Merlin? Melville? Melvin? Mercy? Meadow? Meredith? Meg? Maisie? Morag? Morrigan? Maggie? Madge? MacNipple?
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